There ain’t no fallin asleep at a Smash Bros party biatch.
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Show me ya moves!
— Captain Falcon at a club
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You know what would be fun? Seeing who can get the best time on Board The Platforms!
— Shit Smash Bros don’t say
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I’d rather take anal from D.K. than let someone kill me with a hammer.
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The only thing worse than the holocaust is being killed by Yoshi from a fan at Planet Zebes.
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When I climaxed I yelled “FALCON PUNCH!” and that my friends, was the last time I had sex.
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